Why Orange People Deserve a Seat at the Table
Why is Donald Trump Keeping His Own Community Down?
Last week, Donald Trump essentially blamed the Washington D.C. plane crash on DEI because his administration seems fairly certain that DEI programs are inhibiting our industries from flourishing because instead of hiring based on white supremacy I mean SKILLS, we are busy having to fulfill diversity quotas. And the fact that Donald Trump fired top people at TSA and the Coast Guard as well as gutting the Aviation Security Advisory Committee, played no role. I’d be considered silly for even mentioning that.
But something has been deeply disturbing me ever since Trump and his PR team began their DEI witch hunt and it’s something I have to share with the class. I’m taking down the paywall here because I am losing sleep over this: Does Donald Trump know that he’s orange?
Despite him being a filthy excuse for a human being, I’m baffled at the way our first ORANGE president has completely screwed himself over with these DEI complaints. He broke the styrofoam ceiling in 2016 when he became the first orange president and then broke it AGAIN as the country’s first ever orange president to have a second term. So what gives? Why is Donald Trump not proud to be orange?
The orange community has been up in arms ever since Trump’s declaration that DEI is to blame for not just this tragic accident but for frankly all of society’s woes. Trump indicted himself when he called DEI programs illegal, unknowingly citing his own return to power. It made me wonder, does Donald Trump think he was voted based on SKILLSET and not the color of his own skin? Wow, this is truly an earth-shattering moment for me. It’s like Bruce Willis’s character not knowing he’s dead in The Sixth Sense. The person shouting into the megaphone is literally shouting into a mirror. Or like my dear friend Rod loves to say, “the call is coming from inside of the house.”
What will happen when the orange people of America lose all of their resources? Does that mean Donald Trump will be forced to step down? Because half of the country who voted for him might have done so solely because of the color of his skin (orange) and in turn a push for more diversity within our political system? The clementine-tinted president must be aware that what he’s saying to us does not in any way align with what he’s living. His lived-in experience as an oompa loompa is a story that we all have been so curious about—it’s why he captured so many votes from immigrants and children of immigrants. So then why is ICE coming for their families and not his family who came here from Loompaland looking for stability and a glimpse of that good ol’ American Dream? Donny…you got some splainin’ to do…